Mark

15 June 2013

Best movie ever

This movie was fantastic. A lot of the people who didn't like it didn'tunderstand the jokes or allow themselves to accept the good humor. Itwas fantastically written and like the first Duece Bigalo - will be asleeper classic. I totally recommend seeing this movie in the theaterwith a large group of friends. Please keep an open mind when watchingit because if you do not choose to then you will find the movie veryunenjoyable. It contains a lot of humor that older adults wouldn't findvery funny but the teen-generation would find very funny. I waslaughing nonstop. Eddie Griffin and Rob Schiender are a winningcombination. If the Oscars had some sort comedy category, this moviewould definitely fall in to that category!

14 June 2013

Big disgrace for a classic comedy

The original Deuce Bigalow was a classic, pretty well written, and downright funny. This movie was less than an 1/8 as funny, with a whole lot less tact. Sure, gross out jokes are funny if done right. This movie, they overdid them, and most of them just weren't funny. Save your money, rent this, or if you have a way to see it for free then do. I saw it in the dollar theaters, and I felt ripped off. Rob Scneider needs to move to something different. Do not even think about a third one.

potterface

14 June 2013

This movie sucked.

Wow, I think I am being to nice with the two. This movie sucked, Iwasted 10 dollars to go see this, The only reason I saw it was becauseRob Schnieder was in it, and his movies are always funny, but at theend of this movie, I totally lost my respect for this movie and thisactor, after this. I hated this movie. There was no humour and way tomuch nudity. I am officially scarred for like, and the things thathappen in that movie or so disgusting. I think this movie sucked, andso do a lot of others, so if you want to watch a movie, i suggest goingto see a Hilary Duff movie because at least there is the point to thosechildish movies, this movie was pure crap. I think that if you reallywant to see it, you should wait to rent it but even then you wastingyour money.

hillbrook

13 June 2013

It-was-so-funny-I-hurt-myself type humor. Rob Schneider at his funniest.

Sequels are always hard to do. Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo is a primeexample of a sequel that continues the story in a manner that providesbig laughs. I was glad I saw an early viewing and there were not manypeople in the cinema because my friend and I almost had asthma attacksfrom constant laughing. Watch out for the subtle jokes. If you don'tfind this movie funny, then you truly do not have a sense of humor -you are probably one of those people who need jokes explained to you.If you want a movie with an in-depth story line, then go watch a soap.This film is also good because the characters are not just taking themickey out of others, but they allow themselves to be the butt of thejoke. Rob Schneider you rock.

excalibur1814

11 June 2013

Offending and silly but so what!

When you see a film like this you kind of know what to expect! Or doyou. People watching this will find that it is slightly differing tothe first film but that's not a bad thing.Offending! Yes, it is and it will offend many different people for noreason at all. If you cannot see between the lines then don't complain,don't mumble, turn it off and watch something else. If you can readbetween the lines then you may realise that even though the women thatare in the film do have differences from the norm, the main characterhelps them, whereas most individuals will simply scorn and walk off.You see this is a comedy film that does offend, but it offends to makeyou realise that there are a heck of a lot of people out there that aredifferent but HIDDEN!Take the film as a laugh and try not to be offended. It's for a goodcause. But then again, most people will rip the above apart and simplytake the opposite view because, well, they can.

10 June 2013

bad acting with a good title no not the film justthe title of the film zsf

I dont like to review really bad movies.!!!Deuce bigalow was funny and stupid,but was a barrel of laughs. unfortunatly,the sequel is very stupid,and boring. I saw it in the movies.!!!what was i thinking? !!! rent it if you must see this flick... rating no cigar.

Rassill

06 June 2013

Rob Schneider should be hung for crimes to HUMANITY!!!

What on earth possessed me to see Rob Schneiders latest Clunge festI'll never know, but there i was watching a Chernobyl victim with amale reproductive organ for a nose, insert said member into a woman'stracheotomy hole. I thought "Oh, that's not right that's not" and so itwasn't. You can usually defend that kind of dysentery if it's funnyenough, but this movie not only suffers from a lack of wit, it's sorelylacking soul as well. On the Evidence of this, Rob Schneider has died acouple of years ago and his corpse has been reanimated by some sickbrained mad-mentals. I rather enjoyed the first Bigalow in a "I wasexpecting pure tripe but was pleasantly surprised to find it wasscented tripe" kind of way, but no such luck here. AVOID!! I wouldconsider myself a fairly unhinged person and was even able to laugh in"shock value relief" at Tom Green's "Freddy got fingered" but then MrGreen didn't look like he would rather have his skin grated and take avinegar shower than be there as was Mr Schneiders attitude and thatreally is being rich.

Otis McNutt

05 June 2013

Funnier than the first!

After Losing his Wife, Kate in a tragic shark attack. Deuce Spends allhis time working on a device that will prevent whales from beachingthemselves. But when some obnoxious kids activate it, injuring blindswimmers who are swimming with dolphins. Deuce becomes a wanted man.Luckily T.J. his former He-Pimp calls and invites him to Amsterdam.When he arrives Deuce discovers that a Man-whore serial killer is onthe lose and T.J. is the prime suspect because he's been spotted at thescene of every crime. So Deuce goes under cover and dates everyShe-john that went out with the dead man-whores, Expect a whole host ofodd women an homage of sorts to The First Deuce Bigalow. And go seethis movie if you enjoy a side splitting good time, Some stupid humorbut all around a good time.

sean7

02 June 2013

Remove that stick - its funny!!!!

The original movie was a very light and inoffensive comedy that pulleda lot of punches so not to make people too uncomfortable. The sequel isquite the opposite and it's hilarious. It seems like schnieder took theshackles off and decided to just go for it. The whole movie is just socompletely ludicrous that it's impossible not to laugh. A lot of peoplehere seem to be overly sensitive or overly serious (like so much ofsociety these days).This movie is one of the funniest I've seen. I don't think I stoppedlaughing for more than a minute at a time. The first movie was funny inparts, but didn't really have the courage to be what it really wantedto be. The sequel is a different movie. It's more stupid, the languageis harsher and the humour is more insensitive. For me, there is nothingfunnier than mean spirited insensitive humour. Though I wouldn't reallycall this move mean spirited, insensitive it certainly is and I applaudit.So now you know what you're in for and you can make up your own mind. Ihave to wonder why some people watch this type of film when they areobviously so easily offended. Just to turn their noses up at it in somevain attempt to prove how above it they are I expect.

cocoabaer

02 June 2013

Eye Candy

Cheesy ass movie, but so hilarious! And ohkay, the eye candy. THE EYECANDY as far as the ..uh eye could see!Some (a lot) of the movie was absolutely stupid, but you don't watch aRob Schneider film for its intellectual qualities, you watch it foreye-candy. It was mostly sight-gags and gross-out humor, and followedthe same basic premise as the first movie. It bashed America and Europealike, had some degree of political humor, but stayed pretty neutral-offensive to everybody at some point or another!Humor was along the same lines as all the other Rob Schneider movies,you either like it or you don't :)

dslanderville

31 May 2013

funniest parts were in the trailer...

I just got back from the screening.I was in a good mood going into it. This movie ruined it. I wanted to laugh and have a good time with a first date. My date and Itried our best to get past the script and plot and acting shortcomings,to no avail. I wasn't a big fan of the first movie, although, it wassemi-entertaining. The sequel is about half that. I smiled 5 timesthroughout the movie. Basically, every scene when he first meets hisJohn, or Joan, if you will. Spoiler-- The movie would be watchable if it would have stayed with thepremise - An ugly-funny-gigilo. Instead, it introduces a serialmurderer sub-plot and gets carried away. Compare it to- "Dude, Where'sMy Car" introducing the aliens.I viewed it with 22 other people who had about the same reactions Idid. A comment I heard on the way out was, "They showed us every funnyscene in the trailer." I just watched the trailer for the first time and would have to agree. Catch it on video in two months when you want a movie you don't have topay attention to...

ianlouisiana

31 May 2013

Not disgusting,not offensive,not repellent,but not funny either.

Apart from Mr J.Crabbe I have never heard of anybody in this movie andI never saw the first Deuce Bigalow episode so I had no idea what toexpect when this turned up on TV the other night.It took me back to thedays when willy and tit jokes were the staple of students' Rag Magssold on the High Street every Autumn by girls dressed in scanty nursesuniforms.You read them on the bus coming home from work then threw theminto the used ticket bin at the bottom of the stairs . "EuropeanGigolo" is a movie for 14 year olds with permanent erections who doubleup with laughter every time they hear the word "spunk". The singularlyunprepossessing Mr R.Schneider and his fellow actors are scarcelylikely to cause Mr.W.Allen to look over his shoulder in anxiety,butthen they are not,presumably,aiming at the same audience. I was notdisgusted,repelled or offended by it,but it didn't make me laugh - amajor problem for a comedy. Without wishing to appear in any wayjudgemental I think I can fairly say that should "Deuce Bigalow 3" evercome along I would prefer to spend the evening examining my dog forfleas.

30 May 2013

duece bigelow

This review is from: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (DVD) i love him in anything. i get so tickled at his antics. i think he is funny, and he makes me laugh

shadowman123

29 May 2013

silly and stupid but funny

I was in the mood for something light and brainless to be honest andDuce Biglow: Eurpeon Giglow just seemed like a great way to pass thetime. I know that the humour is something a 14 year would enjoy but onthe other hand I don't watch that much comedy which probably means whyI thought this was funny. I was not expecting an arts movie with cleverwitty humour but on the other hand if your looking for some brainlessfun then this will come as a nice change just don't expect too much Imean after all we are all entitled to cut lose once in a while givingthe year we have just had !HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONEDEUCE BIGALOW: European GIGOLO - 6.7 OUT OF 10

benbauman

29 May 2013

Gross-out Slapstick Comedy Cooked Well-Done

Fresh, funny sequels to comedies are quite rare. Usually the premise ofthe first movie is played out by the time the sequel rolls around a fewyears later to cash-in on the original's success. We all know of orhave had the displeasure of seeing disappoint comedy sequels that don'tquite live up to the originals like Fletch, Caddyshack, and The NuttyProfessor (the Eddie Murphy version, not Jerry's).Reincarnated six years after the moderately successful Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo, European Gigolo surprisingly outperforms the original. RobSchneider reprises the same character of the aquaticenthusiast-cum-gigolo, a loser who relates well to the quirky femalecustomers who pay him for dates. There are many crowd-pleasing sightgags and scenes that elicited riotous laughter from the crowd. EddieGriffin, playing both accused man-whore murderer and Deuce's pimp,brings the same brand of comedy seen in prior roles from the firstDeuce as well as a bit of the racial humor from Undercover Brother .If you enjoyed the first Deuce then the second will be a pleasant rompthrough the rarely-visited world of male prostitution. If you're not afan, but instead are seeing the movie with a spouse or friends, you mayfind yourself giggling nonetheless. The dialogue in the movie is quitevulgar and many groups might find cause to protest. But if the thoughtof seeing a dwarf tossed, a man eating a wad from a bowl of soup, andenough penis jokes to fill a novel don't give you cause for alarm, thenyou will likely enjoy what Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo offers. Thenagain, if you hate the movie, at least it is only 80 minutes.

martin_villafuerte85

29 May 2013

Overrated film

This sequel has nothing to do with the original. The humor is dumb, thejokes are mindless, there are (unfunny!!!) jokes about murderers, oralsex, and so on. This movie is unfunny, and I don't see its laughter.This movie is sexually offensive and I will never watch it. Please,DON'T WATCH "DEUCE BIGALOW: European GIGLO"! STOP YOUR CURIOSITY.I don't like this movie. It is stupid, pointless, unfunny, and evenworse than the original. This movie is overacted and also overrated. Ithink this movie is awful, tasteless and is a bad sequel. There arerepeated references to sex acts, penes and vaginae, homosexuality,bestiality, tricking, and pimping.My Rating: 1 out of 10.

RudeDude

22 May 2013

CRAP

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22 May 2013

Sexual ComedySatire -ASSUME THE POSITION EDITION !!!

Sexual Comedy/Satire-CANADIAN COLLECTIBLE ASSUME THE POSITION EDITION-AUDIO:English or Francais Dolby 5.1-Subtitles:English or Francais-WIDESCREEN-Deuce Bigalow (Rob Schneider), the big-hearted male gigolo with the least down below. Fleeing to Europe following a near run-in with the Malibu P.D., Deuce finds himself thrust back into the pleasure-for-pay profession when his former pimp (Eddie Griffin) is wrongly accused of murdering Europe's highest-priced man-whores. Working under-the-covers, Deuce seduces a bevy of super-freaky female clients to learn the identity of the real killer in this outrageous laugh-orgy that will have you laughing with delight from start to finish! BONUS:Deleted Scenes-Comedy Central's Reel Comedy Special-Featurettes:ManHo 101, A Burger & A Bently, T.J.'s Float Crib, Casting Lounge, 2-Part Making Of D.B.E.G.-So You Want To Be A Man Whore Commercials!Rated Canadian 14A for crude content ,coarse language.

21 May 2013

Good comedy

I really enjoyed this movie, it was really funny and had an original story line to it. It all depends if you can appreciate gross out toilet humor which this film is full of. Yes it's cliched and you've seen it a million times in other films, but it still manages to do it right. If your looking for great acting and creative humor than this isn't for you. But if your looking for just something to laugh at, than this is worth renting.

Rectangular_businessman

20 May 2013

Wasnt the first one bad enough?

The first Deuce Bigalow film was terrible, like all the other filmsstarring Rob Schneider.I just don't see the point of making a sequel of such a bad movie. Itis unbelievable to see how many bad movies are receiving sequels: "BigMomma's House", "Anaconda", all those "The Fast and the Furious"films...Yet, this somehow managed to be even worse than most of thoseawful sequels, and even by a very low standard, this manages to besomething very painful to watch, having some of the least funny jokesthat I've ever seen in any comedy film before.There is absolutely no reason to see this movie. This is one of thosefilms that shouldn't even exist, but somehow, this garbage exists.And it sucks.0/10